What do all these people have in common: Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson and Michael Larson.


Ding, Ding, Ding: Criminals who were born or lived in Ohio. 


OK, you don't know Michael Larson? Ya, me either. He's not a very notorious criminal. He was, however, on last weeks This American Life and, thus, this inspiration for this post.  You can listen to the whole story on the link above. But, the gist of it goes something like... he got about $100,000 by figuring out the code for Press Your Luck. That wasn't the illegal part. I think it was the other scams that came after it.


Now, onto the really good stories.


Jeffrey Dahmer. I said something to an international about Dahmer and she had no idea who I was talking about. Cannabalism! The world must be up on a cannibalism--I mean, that is not your average serial killer.


Dahmer was not actually born in Ohio. So, when I mention famous people from Ohio, I will exclude him.  He did live in Bath for a number of years. And this is the part where I start to feel a little uncomfortable...He went to Ohio State. It was before I was born. But I think about those days at college and think that maybe Dahmer and I sat on the same part of the oval. *Shutter*


And, Manson. While less...hmmm...cannibalistic than Dahmer, was the winner of who's more sadistic. And, associated with Brian Wilson. Thus, I will claim this Cincinnati native as Ohio's own. Even though, rumor has it, his mom is from Kentucky.  Ya, not so much on Manson's time in Ohio. Not so much on his youth at all. I think that's a good sign his childhood was not full of bunnies and chocolate. Years of turmoil, California and, tad ah, serial killer extraordinaire. 


OK, the point of this was: I had no idea these people were from Ohio. And, we have some really amazing people from Ohio. Like THOMAS EDISON and CLARK GABLE and PAUL NEWMAN. And, I figure, we just have to counter balance the awesome. So, we got, like two of the worst serial killers of all time.  


Though when, in an attempt to prove Ohio was the coolest at everything, I googled "famous criminals from Indiana" I got back Bonnie & Clyde and Dillinger.  

I figure it's a midwest thing.

Glee

OK. Let me start by saying, I LOVE GLEE. Love it.

The show premiered after the season finale of American Idol and what a perfect audience. And what a perfect idea. From the creator of NipTuck...I did not see that one coming.

I love that when I watch Glee while I am in other countries, the references to Kings Island and the Reds give me nostalgia. But, I can not watch an episode with out critiquing some aspect of their version of Ohio. Well, OK, not Ohio...Lima.

I am from a place not so far from Lima.  My favorite bits of Lima were Broken Yoke, the only TCBY left in the country (I think) and the I-Hop. I also frequented the many haunter cornfields of Lima every halloween.

So, ya, not exactly known for it's cultural diversity, beautiful people or outstanding talent of young popstars.   But, oh Glee, how diverse and culturally sensitive you have made Lima appear.

Let us look for a minute at the Lima Mall...

Enough said?

Alright.  It's a show about show choirs, I didn't expect them to portray the real Lima. It's just that a sensation this big hasn't hit Lima since like....the invention of combines. I was hoping that a bit more Ohio would be in Glee. But, then again, if it was a bit more like Lima, chances are, I wouldn't be watching it. 

Hudson Street Hooligans

As the world cup rolls on, as America gets ready to play it's final game in this first round, I find myself thinking about the Columbus Crew.  I miss the Crew. I miss the Hudson Street Hooligans and the trailer park shots (well whiskey and RC Cola) that they offer at Ruby Tuesday.

The Crew are a seriously amazing team. Columbus forgets that while the Blue Jackets will never disappoint in their huge failures and I seriously can't remember the name of our arena football team, we have one of the best soccer teams in the nation. We were the 2008 MLS Champs. We won the Supporter's Shield (goes to the team with the best regular season record) for the past 2 regular seasons. But, alas, we do not hold parades for teams that win the MLS cup, so much of Columbus is unaware of the amazing athletes whose stadium they probably drive by on the way to work almost every morning. 


And while the Crew has some amazing players from Argentina (Schillitto) and (Padula) and Nigeria (Ekpo)  we also have a really nice showing of Ohioans playing.  Danny O'Rourke was born in Columbus, went to Worthington Kilbourne. Eric Brunner also grew up in Ohio.  He went to Dublin Scioto. 


All this really makes me wonder is...How do I not know any of the Crew players?

Ohio Things

Seriously, is there a better shape? The answer is no.

Here are some Ohio products that I love...

I own this one.  Available for purchase from Tiger Tree They also do engraving on the pendant.  I think it's free.  I looked everywhere for the little lady who makes these. I've seen her at craft fairs, but she is no where to be found. 
While looking, I did come across some similiar designs. One was an Ohio with a corn stalk etched out. But, it was $100. Tiger Tree- like $40.


This one is from Mustard Seed Boutique in Cinci. As far as I can tell though, there is no online store though.

Finally, Ohio Stationary. 

Phantom Limb This girl is a peanut.  All her products are super cute.  And you can buy them in Columbus at Wholly Craft.

Hello, Ohio

While I am far, far away from the best shaped state in the union, I find myself thinking about it all the time. 


And it's sort of become my thing, handing out Ohio facts to people. Someone was like, "You love Ohio so much, you should marry it. Or make a blog."


birthplaceofaviation.

I always hated those license plates.

Turns out, the first slogan to appear on a license plate was...

This was around for a few years, disappeared. 1991, This guy shows up...a real classic in my opinion...

Then, there were the few which I have never seen.

Ohio Beef is easy enough.            ACE? Looks awesome.
                                     Stands for 
                                                                                Aggressive Criminal
                                     Enforcement. 

                                     





Which brings us to the newly designed slogan for Ohioans: 
                                                   Beautiful Ohio.

Still the birthplace of aviation, at least.